Hopefully the dear who I wrote this too doesn’t take this as a signification that I meant it for here, but this is an adequate description of my job at Hunter College.

They call people who assist office managers at Hunter College (my school and place of occupation) and are still in college, “college assistants”.  What it implies is minimal productivity and optimal sitting on ass.  My day usually consists of the occasional voice mails that need recording; or the phone ringing three times a day, at most; there’s also the sorting and redistribution of mail… oh and processing business orders.  WHOOT.  Let me not forget the periodical alphabetizing and shredding of obsolete/personal documentation.  
I recently got banned from using the printer.  :)  I used a lot of paper to print out stuff to study from online.  HAR.
Any how…
I am currently eating a Souper Meal!!!!!! from Nissan, with PREMIUM STRAIGHT-CUT NOODLES and “flavor enhancing sauce”.  Mmmm! Mmm, nyom!
Thank you Nissan, for providing SOOOOO much for a dollar.  That and 2960 mg of sodium.  Fucking A.